Kevin
Sales Associate
Expertise: 90’s alt, Beatles, Old School Power Pop, 80’s underground
He was born Kevin Alban in Hampstead, Maryland. He enjoys hot dogs, Yoo-Hoo, and sleeping on the couch. He has been in two bands, both banned by the Recher Theater. He hates sour cream. He wears a lot of plaid, and brown. Usually together. He had long hair in high school, but he cut it when he was told he looks like that hose from Nickelback. His new fashion icon is Steve Miller. He believes that NASA should be shut down and that money should be put towards curing diseases, which will eventually kill him. He saw God once, wasn’t impressed. Thought he looked like Capt Kirk. He won’t come over for dinner. He wears slippers to work everyday. Yes, they are brown. Rachel Gonzalez says he is constantly weaving a web of lies and deceit. He is an Aquarius, but he hates water. Go figure. He compares his life to an upside down spinning helicopter.
Top 5 albums, all time
1. Revolver, Beatles
2. In Utero, Nirvana
3. 2, Meat Puppets
4. Kerplunk, Green Day
5. Songs for the Deaf, Queens of the Stone Age
Top 5 albums, 2007
1. Yours to Keep, Albert Hammond Jr
2. Magic, Bruce Springsteen
3. Under the Black light, Rilo Kiley
4. Because of the Times, Kings of Leon
5. Found All The Parts, Drag the River
p.s. www.myspace.com/kevinalban